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"Do you remember that night in the back of daddy's car...
strumming the chords of your pubic guitar...
the way you tasted like a movie star...
the way the windsheild reflected the sunrise,
the way the light tattooed your thighs...
You're the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world...
your time is up, till next time! We'll send you a bill."

Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck

Love rhymes with sympathy now...

Is really hard to explain this moment of my life, the only thing I can say is thanks life!

A week ago I was so scared, and today I'm really happy.

Thank you for this wonderful week!

yay!

Where is Waldo?

(Dónde estoy?)

Mama's Boy

Es uno de los comerciales del super bowl que marcó mi vida :D